Decrees of the Supreme Overlord

By the power vested in me, I hereby decree:

Decree 1: All subjects shall wear funny hats on Fridays.

Decree 2: The consumption of pizza is mandatory for all citizens.

Decree 3: Everyone must learn to play the accordion.

Failure to comply will result in... unpleasantness.

Contact the Overlord's Ministry of Involuntary Compliance